if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.
These are dope
Okay, so I am kinda in awe over these.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
YASS LULUL YOU LET THAT FLAN KNOW